Tuesday, August 10

Yo, Rocco! He's Back - Again - But Is This Photo Real Life?


Rocco Baldelli is back! but tell me, is this photo real life? Nothing about this picture says a 28 year old Italian American with great athletic talent who once drew comparisons to Joe DiMaggio.

Seriously, what's the deal with the sketchy porn star stache??? Did he lose a bet? Has he lost his vision as a result of his case of mono?

Joe Murph just commented that he looks like a character from "Gangs of New York". True story, he looks more like defeated 35 + league softball player than anything else.

He almost looks like mentally challenged David Arquette.

But seriously Rocco, buona fortuna. Me, and the entire state of Rhode Island, are rooting for ya.

Just make sure the Sox pass you guys for the wild card.

3 comments:

Soxin10' said...

Such a wasted talent. but he looks like he's ready to make a big comeback!

ITM-Vicino said...

He's a ways away from the bigs...odds are he doesn't make any kind of impact. At least the Sox better hope not.

Joe Murph said...

I can't decide whether it's the mustahce or the "Stone Crabs" on his chest that pushes this over from tragedy to comedy. It's a fine line. Gotta pull for him. DiMaggio didn't have to deal with parasites. (No Marilyn Monroe joke - it's too soon.)

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