Thursday, December 9
Look, I got a text last night at 12:02am from my brother with the Carl Crawford news and couldn't fall asleep until 2:30......but this dude didn't sleep at all.
Clearly he's in his mother's basement, and it's entirely possible that he has a small child chained up in a pit somewhere behind him. Either way, this guy scares the crap outta me.
So thank you, random scary basement living dude, I went from having a chubby about Crawford to being scared for my life.
.....and no, contrary to popular belief this is not T Murph.
PS: We may actually run a legit post with our thoughts on Crawford this afternoon, one of these days, we may get back to normalcy.